I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
