But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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