I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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