Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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