so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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