What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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