just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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