my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
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