But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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