my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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