He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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