I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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