we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Randomize
