he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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