My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Are we still banned from the library?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
