I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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