This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
