I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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