I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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