I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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