Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I have post one night stand depression
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