worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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