wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
that may or may not have been my penis.
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