can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
thus making me awesome and them whores
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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