ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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