you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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