We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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