So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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