I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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