So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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