The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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