Me too!
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Operation Purity has been aborted
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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