I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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