well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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