honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
organizing the empties. That sober.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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