She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
high people should be assigned attendants
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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