I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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