is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
