Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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