Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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