Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Randomize
