If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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