i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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