i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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