Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
