five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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