When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Sext me about skeletons
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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