remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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