Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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