Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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