I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Randomize
